H called me da bomb the other day and well it made me laugh...
at work da bomb is a secret recipe that one of the nurses made up..
it is called da bomb because once you have it you will explode...they all assured me it works every time...from the ingredients I can see why...
it is a foul mixture of 3 laxatives..
20-30ml lactulose (osmotic/pressure laxative)
2 coloxyl and senna (stool softener and stimulant)
1 teaspoon of Nulax (a fruit laxative)
Yesterday I was all blue..came up to the ward to see W making up a concoction..she was crushing up the tablets and trying to dissolve the Nulax...it looked awful...browny with bits everywhere...
she said room ... haven't gone for 6 days..this will do it..I am sick of him asking me ..he won't ask me anymore after this..
she was making up da bomb..will have to wait till Monday to see if da bomb worked..
she made me laugh..
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