Wednesday 28 November 2012

Perception

It's funny that all these years I have never been attracted to caucasians..guess it's the romantic bit of me..I like to hear soft whispers of anh yêu em..it's important to me to be with someone who has a love for the Vietnamese language..
I always thought they were big awkward clumsy beings..and the body hair ..the strong odour..a major turn off..

Since knowing G , he's changed it somewhat...he's romantic..he's all that..I love the way he moves..for a tall big guy he moves so fluid..not awkward or anything..I am but a dwarf compare to him..I only stand up to his under arms..and weight wise he doubles my weight..for a giant he is anything but gentle..and loving..

Teased him yesterday..your hair is so soft..I love them...he laughed..yeh...I grow them everywhere else..just can't grow them on my head..hehehe I love the twinkles in his eyes..

it is straight forward..no strings..just plain fun..yes it is...yet I have not felt like this in a long time..felt loved and treasured..he follows me around..it is a wonder that he gets any work done..and the stolen glances when others are around..
 
it will end when I go back to Melbourne..we both know that..trying not to think about the evitable..

Who would have thought? every time I think about it ..I would have a chuckle..who would have thought..lol..

Fake

I told G he was a fake...he looked at me surprised..ehhehe look at you..you portray this tough guy look..your bald head..your beard...your tattoos..your earrings..your bike...and yet your eyes lied...you're nothing but a softie...

Tooth Paste


How can you not laugh?? hehehe
W...V is it all right to brush your teeth with vaginal cream? I told her..well should be okie..as long as you spit it out? ...

apparently her mum was babysitting...and ummm grandma passed the buck to grandpa..and her nephew brushed his teeth with grandma's vaginal cream while grandpa wasn't watching...hehehee

we all cracked up laughing when we heard...I will miss them badly when I leave..they are a funny lot...

W the new NUM said to me the other day...we'll have to find a fold out bed for you V so you can stay here 24/24...hehehe I told him no way...

Mistress


we were talking in the car...I told him I love going to work..it's good fun...H..I love coming home

I then continued..your dad love his mistress....I meant his office..first thing he does when he goes home is to go into his office and lock the door...the only room in our house that is lockable..

Bob...dad doesn't have a mistress mum..I have been keeping an eye on him..there's no one...

hehehe..didn't know I have spies..

Sab...after her delivery...it was disturbing..Rh said she loves dad..but don't tell your mum she said...

Bi...but mummy I love you more ..I think she meant more than Rh ?? 

Absconded

One of our patients absconded today...hehehe she just climbed in a taxi and off she went...left her suitcase..her tablets behind..

Last time she absconded she left in a taxi and went all the way to the other side of Melbourne to her sister's place..her sister rang the hospital to complain..then the sister popped her back into the taxi to come back to Geelong...ehhehe

so don't know where she went this time..she's getting very good at absconding...heehehe

Naughty

G has now inherited the title of the hospital's biggest flirt..hehehe I had it before him..Dr M was like meet our hospital's biggest flirt...anyhow I have bestowed it on G...

he kept on pestering me about "naughty"  as I have told him I have been naughty...so he's been like tell me...tell me...told him no...because my reputation will be in tatters..eventhough he promised not to tell anyone...yeh...ya right...

today I teased him again...think of naughty...and I have done it...

after lunch he caught me...if I think of something you haven't done then you will have to do it...
M passed by and overheard us...M was like..oh that's dangerous...I laughed and walked off..

before leaving for OP as usual G came and told me..you haven't done me... you will have to do me...

was going to be a smart alec and ask him how would he like me to do him...but thought otherwise...

told him he said "something" not "someone" ...lol..

Melbourne My Love


I love Melbourne...and will always do...will never move anywhere else...except may be Virginia..

I hate it when visitors comment that Victoria (Melbourne) is boring...and then I find out all they ever did in Melbourne was go visit the Vietnamese areas and that's all they saw...so here is a big big long list of things to do in Victoria (Melbourne) from a local..

Existence

lol...since last night couldn't get on the internet..unplugged the modem..and whatever else..gave up this morning and rang for support...ummmmm can't remember the number to call...

so dialled 12456 and asked to be connected..luckily got through to support pretty much straight away..told them what has happened..the modem keep on showing standby and won't go online..no IP address to connect to...ummmm

it turned out all I had to do was press the button on top of the modem to reset..and whola I am online...lol...didn't even realise the button existed..talk about duh brains..

after all it is only a little button...would I have expected me to know of its existence? no...

for on Friday night I came home...watched TV with the new 55 inches TV and it never occurred to me that I was watching a new TV until I went to turn it off...that was when I couldn't turn it off as the buttons were not where they were suppose to be..

that was when it clicked...it's a new TV...why didn't anyone tell me? the kids..but it's a surprise mummy...hubby confided later on..waited and waited and gave up...

Memories

We caught the city circle tram to the Docklands on Sunday ..the kids flooded us with questions..what are those hangers for ? what's that rope for ? ..

I explained I used to catch one of these 25 years ago to school..the leather hangers are for people to hold on to ..the rope is for people to let the driver know they would like to get off at the next stop..when you pull the rope the bells go dingaling a ling ..

I had a look around ..the windows were made of timber ..the detailing...the worn leather hangers..what a beautiful tram..full of character..

I am glad we are using these trams to take visitors around to show off Melbourne..the service is free and has a running commentary..

made me remember the days of dangling outside on the ledge as could not fit into the tram..the doors were never closed in those days..no ticket machines..no validating your tickets..just tram conductors selling tickets from their leather pouches..and punching the tickets with hole punchers..

the city circle trams are class W trams...I think the ones I used to catch was the SW6 

city circle : http://www.worldisround.com/articles/23356/photo6.html

the trams I used to catch : http://www.flickr.com/photos/deanmelbourne/3433843074/

Jealous

hehehehe he's so jealous it is hilarious..we were getting ready to leave Cố Đô then who else but my best friend's sister walked in with her other half..I called out and she came over to say hello..

then her husband walked back to give me a hug..he and I went back a long way...ever since year 9..we met at his school's social..

he looked well..less hair..but well and happy..I remembered I loved his smiles..they always seemed to light up his whole face..

he..you look just the same Vy ...I laughed..then H joined me and shook his hand..after awhile we said good bye so they can go eat..as it was 830pm and they were starving..we left..

outside ..Bob..is that Michelangelo ? he must have caught on..as his dad called him Ninja Turtle..because he had tiny eyes..a high forehead, curls on top and a big big nose..my mum called him đạo sĩ mũi trâu ..

anyhow at least Ninja Turtle is better than bum sniffer..I commented that he looked just the same..only his hair was receding..and what did I get ? well what do you expect when you are looking at a...ssholes all day..H is a gastroenterologist..specialising in proctology..

see how close you were kids? you could have been his kids..with half the amount of hair..

told him..he makes plenty of money you know...you're just jealous..

no I am not..I am not jealous..imagine having to sniff a..ssholes all day..

hehehee..he's just jealous full stop..why else would he go on and on about it? lol..

58 Years Young

He was my first Asian patient...58 years old...on dialysis 3 times a week..yet he looked so young..he looked like he was in his 40s ..and he looked cute lol..

then when I went to discharged him...saw his wife/partner..she was Caucasian and she looked old..she was greying ..and she looked tired..worn out...

I knew why..out of the two of them she must be the one running after him..for I had to..he had me running around organising his tablets for him..

If I didn't read his history...if I didn't see his tablets..would have never guessed he was on dialysis 3 times a week..

Why

Last Thursday night I drove home to have dinner with them..I had ulterior motive..to pack for the kids so when they come down on the weekend they had enough warm clothes..socks..as it is cold..

When I opened the door to our laundry I thought oh no..another mountain full of clothes..so there I was...started washing what I needed to pack...fleecies..undies..socks..then shoved the whole lot into the dryer...3 loads in all I did...1 load in the dryer..the other 2 on racks..

woke up at 5am to drive back here ..before I left I shoved another load into the washing machine..with a text message to hubby to pop them in the dryer before he leaves for work..

fast forward to Saturday night....

hubby...did you pack for me? no... guess I have to go buy a pair of tracksuit pants and undies then....managed to find 2 pairs of undies for him in amongst my clothes...

Sunday lunch time I met them at Borders then we went to have lunch at the food court...that was when I saw...Bi was in her thongs...asked him why? he said she forgot...he didn't realise...it was 12C or less..and she was in thongs...

after lunch I went to buy her socks and a pair of shoes..then came Bo ..it was only when I looked down that I realised his runners was past their used by date...it had a massive hole..don't know how he walked or run in them...

so frustrated I asked him...Bo ? why didn't you tell your dad to get you another pair ? oh...dad is always busy..I didn't want to bother him ..thus he's been walking around in a pair of runners that hardly covered or protect his feet..

it took me 10 minutes to go buy him a new pair..we went off to Myer..went to the shoes department..asked for the brand..the size..and chucked the old pair into the bin...

as for hubby he bought a pair of tracksuit pants..he told me I think she's got it wrong..should be $50 ..she only charged me $40...no...you didn't see the fine print...it's 20% off...came home he popped them on ..it had a hole in it...it was the second pair of pants he's bought with holes..

why...that is why I am going back to them...without me they can still cope..but barely..I can't bear to see my kids like that..I can't walk away..eventhough I used to think I could...when it comes down to the crunch...I can't ..lol..

My Dear D

He dared me to find examples of men who were not only old but also poor ...who married young wives..for the young ones only want rich old geezers...they do not marry for love...

He's forgotten..forgotten I fell for him even before I knew who he was...he was just D ..a guy who posted funny replies to my blog...

Here's your examples D ..I managed to find 2 for now...googled it last night and found them pretty much straight away..will dig up more for you just to prove my point..

http://marriagepartner.com/talk/messages/7/171.html?1137962364

they do exist D...I love you for you..a nice guy with a toothy grin..your laughter..your gentleness..your caring..
xxoo

Bargaining

No computer between 11pm-7am ..he thinks I wake up early 6am-630am to chat to my "boyfriend" ..truth is that is when I have my coffee and browse my blogs..emails..before the kids wake up and the TV get turn on...and noise disrupt my solitude..

No waking me up between 10pm-6am to make love/have sex..as I need 8 hours sleep..was going to have it as 1030pm-630am ..but he won't have it..as he says from 630-7am is not long enough...

so there..I get 8 hours of undisrupted sleep...he gets peace of mind that I am not chatting to my "boyfriend" lol..

From Her Mouth

hehehe one of my patients have dementia..she is annoying but alot of fun..every morning she would yell out S...where are you? is there anybody there? why am I here? every few minutes...
the nursing staff get a bit frustrated as she is loud and disrupts the peace and quiet of the ward..

to quieten her hown they have to go into her room to remind her that she is in hospital and that she is sick...we were wondering who S was..the one she kept on asking for...it turned out it was her daughter..

then the other J went in..your husband and daughter will be in shortly..they visit you every day..Mrs D..baloney/boloney.. 

yesterday J went in again..you know we have a female PM today..Mrs D...great..in a sarcastic tone...

hehehe she is quite funny..quite a character...the ward will be all nice and quiet today..will miss her...she is off home this morning..


 

A Horror


Absolute horror...3000+ went for the exam this morning ..to get into the 4 selective schools in Victoria..this year 2 more schools opened..thus if they take in 200 each ..would roughly equate to 1 in 4 chance..

I took her early..we got there around 1045am..they had to assemble outside the allocated doors by 1130am with their photo IDs..clear plastic bags with only the necessities..no calculators..only 2B pencils, pens, eraser, sharpener..a snack and clear drink bottle..everything else was provided..

by 1110am people already moved closer to the doors..the speakerphones were not loud enough for the crowd that gathered..parents, siblings..the examinee themselves..

we were like sardines..I had to really listen to see if it was her turn to go in..it was lucky I'd registered her early..she was the second lot to go in..even then she had to excuse me and weave through the whole sea of people..some inconsiderate enough not to make way...

it is all done now..asked her how she went..she said she did okie.. she told us she overheard one of the girls told her parents she didn't know the answers to a few.in VN.. con khong biet..only to be asked by her dad..tai sao khong biet ??

she also told us her cousin and her niece was there...her cousin was there because her parents made her..she said she loves her school..but she felt if she doesn't get into this school her parents won't be too pleased..

I am glad S went for it because she wanted to ..not because of us..she really wants it bad..fingers crossed and hope she gets in...she's just like me..once she gets it she gets it..but if she doesn't get it it is like butting your head against a brick wall..lol..

Hope To See You Around


That was her last words..she left last week to go home..she was over the moon her doctor discharged her..

when she came in we were all very worried..she had a stint in ICU before she came to us..everyone thought no way..thought she was going to heaven..but she showed them..she got better..

Hope to see you around...she waved..I laughed..no...I don't want to see you..I want you well..not back in here..

hope she stays well..I am only there for another few weeks..and then I am gone..hope she doesn't come in and ask for me..feels like I am letting my patients down by quitting..

Sensitivities

Received an email from my sister..dear family I have booked at this posh restaurant....on such and such for mum's 60th..if you cannot make it let me know...

so I emailed her back..sorry can't make it ..I am working..

she texted back...what ashame...

...what did I expect ? her to change the date or time because of me?? I was only working 10-12pm..I could have been available for dinner? or late lunch? say 2pm..give me time to drive back from Geelong? 

today she emailed me again..will your husband and kids be joining us for lunch?? or joining you down in Geelong...so I can change the booking..

I replied..no...they will be joining me down here in Geelong..since it is school holidays..

may be I am being overly sensitive..may be I am only good to babysit her darling son but not good enough to be considered as a human being..lol..

that was one sister..

last Saturday I was sitting there waiting for a car to turn right..when all of the sudden the car behind cut me off...was mumbling to myself what an a...ss hole for cutting me off..only when I looked at the car did I realise it was my sister..my own sister cutting me off..what a...

that's why I have hidden down here...what's the point of having sisters when they treat you as such?? 

I Don't Know

I don't know...I don't know if going back is a good idea..I don't know...

what I do know is it won't be the same as before I left..I am hopeful that the time spent down here have prepared me for the road ahead..the rocky road that I know so well...

hopefully this time around I might be able to steer myself around the pot holes and the deathly curves..

hopefully..

Cơm Chiên

Mỗi lần có tiệc là mấy nhóc lại réo tôi chiên cơm ..V làm cơm chiên nhe ..thế là hai hôm nay tôi tranh thủ lấy giờ lunch đi mua trứng ..mua đĩa giấy ..thìa mủ ..xì dầu ..tương ớt cho món cơm chiên ..

Trưa nay B còn dặn ..mà V nè ..có làm cơm chiên thì làm nhiều nhiều nhe ..hehehe vì cô ta thích ăn ..ăn trưa còn để dành chiều ăn tối ..còn S thì ra mặt buồn ..mai không được ăn cơm chiên của V rồi ..vì mai đi NSW..thứ ba mới về lận ..

Lần trước chiên tụi nó méc tôi ..bảo con nhỏ đó nó ăn hết lạp xưởng đó V...nó chừa có cơm với trứng à ..thiệt tình ..lần này tôi cắt cũng phải cả chục cái lạp xưởng ..tính chiên 2 chén gạo cho mấy nhỏ ăn thoải mái ..

Mấy nhóc cũng vui ..hôm nay tôi bảo nhức đầu quá ..chiều lên thấy có bánh ngọt từ kitchen gửi .. V ơi ăn đi ngon lắm..đừng lo mập ..vì chị nào cũng ú nù ..ehhehee nó còn thêm ..V ơi life is too short..nên tôi cũng ăn ..thôi kệ .đã lên rồi thì cho lên luôn ..vui..

Thursday 11 October 2012

She Made Me

smile...

Today was not one of my smiley day...I had patients going left right and centre...problems to sort out..everyone wanted a piece of me...felt exhausted physically and mentally...

She came in with a webster pack..and well it took me 2 days to sort out her tablets..left a note..told her doctor..he only wrote up half of them..so had to chase him again the next day...
apparently she packed her bags the night before last wanting to go home..

I came to see her yesterday..and explained it to her and her daughter that usually the doctors tend to stabilise the patients first..antibiotics..hydrocortisone..etc..then they will sort out the mess..

Today I came in to see them...I asked..did you get all your tablets last night? ..yes she smiled..her daughter was pleased too..from an anxious person yesterday..today it was all smiles..she replied..no complaints today..I am glad..

all it took was some explaining...she was very upset as she didn't get her sleepers..hehehe her doctor didn't write them down as a regular medication..he was trying to cut her off them..and of course it didn't work..so he popped them back for her...I didn't dare say that to her...hehehe

She Won't Take

her tablets...

She came in with pain for investigation....went to see Mrs S..to pop her tablets in..Panadol Osteo..she took one look...you're not giving me those are you?? I have a few packets at home..you'll need them while you're in here..I am not taking them..they don't work...

have you been taking them regularly at home? no...hehehe they only work if you take them regularly..we give it to all our patients in rehab and they work very well..

oh...would you give them another try?? okie...

went out to see A..told her to give the tablets with lunch..she won't take them V...I'd already tried this morning..hehehe..she will..I did some talking to her..

usually patients only refuse their tablets because either they don't work...or they don't know what it is for...or they are scared of side effects...

sometimes it only takes a bit of explaining..gentle persuasion and they are okie..hehehe and I am very good at persuading..hehehe

Đánh Giặc

Tôi bực anh vì cái tật cứ canh cho tôi ngủ say là lại mò lại quậy ..

Anh..đánh giặc phải đánh nhanh..đánh gọn ..dùng sự bất ngờ mới vô đồn được chứ ??

Tôi ..

Virgin

hehehe got called a virgin last night..yep..a virgin all right..since I have never been to that pub before..and when you are at the Grovedale you are suppose to get drunk..dead drunk..no driving..I had to excuse myself and told Fish may be next time...don't know his real name..apparently J has the hots for him..hehehe and we can't see why..heheh he even offered to get me drunk with shots once he found out that I have never been intoxicated..

then this old man wanted to get to know VN better..I just laughed..my first hit for the night..lucky T was there..he said..she's with me mate..lol..he saw my discomforts and so he stepped in..which was nice of him..

only had 2 drinks..vodka and coke..had a sip of J..a Black Russian..and after that I stayed dry..working 11 days in a row..dancing last week till 130am...staying out till past 11pm last night as a killer..didn't wake up till after 7am..then I crashed..slept in the car while waiting for the kids to come out of their VN class..

going to bed now..152pm..cannot seem to keep my eyes open..

http://www.grovedalehotel.com.au/TheGrovedale.html

click on 3 courses to see photos of the place..we were in the entertainment lounge then we moved outside..so others can smoke.. they had a live band on as well..:)

Money

I have always hated money...I know money is useful..it buys us things..material things..holidays..it is a requirement if we want a comfortable life..

I know I should have some respect for it..for if we don't have money we would be stuffed..but I still hate it..hate it for what it stands for...

why would you want to try something new? why would you want to give up your perfectly good job to do something that is risky?? something that might not bear fruit..

money isn't everything..or is it?? 

I remembered C...he gave up his cushy accountant job to be a postie..asked him if he ever regretted he said no..can't imagine him as an accountant..when he told us I nearly fell off my chair..

Cám Ơn


Anh cám ơn tôi đã lo cho bữa tiệc Noel và mua quà cho nhân viên...vừa cám ơn vừa bóp ..bóp gì ? bóp gì mà như hai trái cam đó ...hehehe xong anh ..tối nay anh sẽ thưởng em ..hay thôi giờ mình lên lầu anh thưởng cho wifey của anh ..thiệt tình ..

Worlds Collided

Every person we meet...every moment we spend with the ones we know...makes our lives more colourful..more vibrant with the things we have shared...

Y ..my fatal attraction...yet we brought out the worse in each other..he hated my not doing anything..belittled me..he also brought out the passion in me...I loved smelling him..I loved just being with him..physically...we were too alike..

H adored me...he would wait for hours in the car to just see me..he taught me that love should be all things little..nothing too big...a singlet for when I was cold...a little stool for when I had to wipe the floors...a shopping cart so that I didn't have to carry my groceries..I remembered every time we made love I felt like one with him..body and soul..never felt like that with anyone.

then there was Aub..I fell for him...he was wise..as he was old..he treated me like an equal..he encouraged me to walk again...he believed in me...when I thought I was alone in this huge wide world he believed in me...he knew how to deal with me...

missed H...his serenades..he showed me how to  laugh again...

and G ? he showed me how love should be...attraction for each other..love as an equal..sometimes we give..sometimes we take..he taught me not to stress out...to do things one at a time..and then everything will be done..

last but not least there is H...my husband...he is all of the above..he adores me..loves me...he does things for me..when I am beyond caring he steps in..all these years..I still don't think he quite know how to deal with me...I am his one big head ache...and heart ache..

funny how it all comes together..lol..

Hôm Qua

Ông bán thịt ..

Chú bán giùm 6 miếng chicken chops ..
Sao cô không mua nguyên khay ? cho rẻ ?
Oh ..nguyên khay nhiều quá ăn không hết ..tôi chỉ cần đủ cho bữa ăn tối nay ..
Đâu có sao ..vậy thì tôi theo cô về nhà ăn phụ ..

Ông xe bus..
Sáng sớm lên xe bus ..ông ơi bán giùm tôi 1 vé zone 1 zone 2 daily ..
Gặp ông lái xe bus trẻ măng ..khoảng 30? ..nhìn đẹp trai ..giọng nói có accent ..dân Âu Châu ? Cô khỏe không? hôm nay hình như thời tiết đỡ hơn hôm qua ..
Ngạc nhiên là mấy ông lái xe bus sáng sớm là cứ hối hả bán vé ..chưa kịp ngồi là ông đi mất tiêu rồi ..vậy mà ông này hôm nay hỏi han gì mà nhiều thế ..hehehe 
ngồi mà cứ liếc liếc nhìn ông vì ông nhìn cute cute ..

May là 2 ông ông nào cũng trẻ ..chứ già chút chắc mang về nhà rồi ..hehehe 

Tương Lai Sáng Ngời


Mỗi tối hai đứa thường đi bộ quanh xóm ..đi cho tiêu cơm mà cũng để hai vợ chồng tâm tình ..tối nay anh cho tôi hay ..anh đang cố tìm để service thêm 1 viện dưỡng lão khoảng 100 giường ..tiệm thì thay vì 6pm đóng cửa thì sẽ mở đến 7-8pm ..

tôi nhắc lại anh ..hồi đầu đến giờ mình không như người ta vì mình muốn có thì giờ đi chơi ..lo cho gia đình ..giờ sao cũng như họ ? ..oh..anh chỉ lo càng ngày làm ăn càng khó khăn mình phải bảo vệ cái business của mình ..

thêm 100 giường mình có thể mướn 1 người lo ..cuối tuần rồi sao? thì trả cho họ on call...ummm on call mỗi lần họ vô là 3 tiếng nhân hai..vô lấy cái toa chắc lỗ quá ..cái toa có mười mấy đồng ..

chắc anh chưa nghĩ tới là người ta nghỉ holidays..hoặc bệnh hoạn ai gánh ? anh gánh ? anh gánh không nổi thì tôi phải gánh ? giờ lo 200 giường chưa xong nói gì thêm 100 cái nữa ..lol..

đó là 1 plan ...plan kia của anh là mua cái tiệm bên cạnh để mở tiệm mình lớn hơn ..tôi chỉ biết im ..nói gì nữa giờ ..có gan làm giàu ..còn tôi chỉ thấy oh no ..càng ngày anh càng muốn trói chặt anh với cái business..mà không chỉ mình anh mà tôi nữa ..

Dân Úc Mắc Cười


Bà kia cùng sở khoe con gái đi lấy chồng ...hehehe

hôm nọ bà gửi hình lên FB để khoe ..thì ra cô con gái đã bầu chắc cũng 7-8 tháng sắp bể bầu ..không những thế hình chụp chung với đứa cháu của bà khoảng 2-3 tuổi ..hehehe

hôm qua đi làm thiện nguyện gặp J ..hỏi thăm ..J bảo oh J rất là hạnh phúc ..hỏi mới biết cậu ta sắp dọn qua Perth ..tuần sau dọn ..hỏi bên đó có việc làm chưa ? ..việc làm chưa có ..chỗ ở cũng không ..cậu ta bảo sẽ couch surfing ..là nhà ai quen thì ở ké ngủ ghế sofa..

hehehe bên này có việc làm đàng hoàng ..tự nhiên bỏ đi ..cái này chắc bỏ đi theo tiếng gọi của con chim quá ..hehehe 

Thương Vợ Người Ta

Sáng nay đi thiện nguyện ..trong phòng mạch BS chờ chẳng gì đọc vơ đại một tờ magazine ngồi đọc ..câu chuyện về một cô ..

cô ta chỉ cặp những ông có gia đình mà thôi ..cô bảo cặp đàng hoàng cũng có ..nhưng vì ông bồ cũ đi đâu cũng gọi hỏi đang ở đâu ..đi chơi với sở làm thì ông biết ở đâu là ông tới ông ngồi trong xe ông chờ  ..cô ghét cô bỏ ..

cô tâm sự với bạn là chỉ muốn cặp với ai mà khi mình có thì giờ cho họ thì mình tới tìm nhau ..không thì thôi đời ai nấy ở ..

hỏi ra thì :

1/ cô ta chẳng bao giờ gọi điện thoại cho mấy ông ..không muốn quấy rầy gia đình mấy ông ..ông nào hẹn thì cô ta hẹn ..
2/ cô ta thấy ông nào bắt đầu yêu cô ta là cô ta bỏ ..lý do trên ..không muốn gia đình mấy ông tan rã ..chơi thì chơi ..lấy thì không ..
3/ ông nào từ từ buông thì cô ta buông ..vì cô ta nghĩ chắc vì vợ của ông đó đã yêu chồng của mình lại ..
4/ khi nào hết chemistry tình cháy trụi thì bỏ ..hai bên bỏ nhau không ai buồn ai hết.

cô ta nghĩ cô ta đang làm ơn cho mấy bà vợ ..chán chồng ..bỏ rơi chồng ..chồng mới đi ăn phở ..cô ta cặp ..cưng mấy ông ..mấy ông cảm thấy mình còn sexy ..về nhà mấy bà vợ thấy sao dạo này chồng mình sexy ra ..hết chán chồng ..thế là cả hai đều tốt đẹp ..

hỏi cuối tuần mấy ông bận gia đình không tới được cô ta có buồn không ..cô ..chuyện dĩ nhiên ..nhưng lúc đó tôi tìm bạn bè ..hoặc công việc để khỏi buồn ..vả lại vui tìm đến nhau ..hết vui thì bỏ ..có gì đâu ..

đọc xong tôi nghĩ ...thì ra cũng có người cũng nghĩ như mình ..hehehe 

Sướng


Sáng nay dậy trễ ..nằm trong giường ..nghe anh lo cho mấy nhóc đi học ..anh giỏi hơn mình ..đâu vào đó ..B không tìm được sport uniform ..ba đi tìm cho ..tìm trái cây cho snack ba bảo ..táo ? nho ? chuối ? ..hehehe 744am mà 823am coi như xong quà sáng quà trưa ..mấy ba con chuẩn bị lên xe ..anh vô hôn tôi ..rồi là mấy ba con lên đường

chứ mà là tôi thì đã la lối um sùm mà cũng chẳng ra đâu ..mấy nhóc nghe la quá bắt đầu quên trước quên sau ..còn tôi thì thấy như sắp bể mạch máu ..nên thôi anh làm giỏi thì cho anh làm ..hehehe 

Nỗi Nhớ


Hôm qua vô mail thấy có thư ..anh viết ..đã hai năm rồi sao ? anh gửi tặng tôi bài thơ ..và hình anh chụp cho tôi hồi qua đó ..

tự nhiên bao nhiêu là cảm xúc tuôn về ..y như đang bên anh chiều đó ..khóc sướt mướt vì biết chắc chỉ một lần ..còn đâu cơ hội để gặp nhau nữa ..

đêm qua nằm mơ anh bay qua Úc ..anh mang theo giấy tờ ..anh tính làm giấy tờ đàng hoàng với tôi ..tôi nằm nghĩ ..anh dễ thương nhưng chưa chắc gì chính phủ Úc chịu giấy tờ của Mỹ ..xong anh nhờ tôi chở anh đi chợ ..để về hai đứa nấu gì ăn ..

chưa kịp đi chợ là tỉnh giấc dậy ..

Kỷ Niệm


Công viên chiều đó Xuân chưa ghé 
Tay ai lạnh cóng có ai hay ?
Mặt gặp lòng mừng vui như Tết
Môi ngại ngùng ...mắt đỡ giùm môi 
Giọng ai ấm áp ru nên mộng 
Nhớ mãi bóng ai cứ đừng nhìn 

Đã hai lần lá bay cây trút lá 
Lá hỡi lá bay cho tôi gửi
Gửi ngàn yêu thương đến một người 
Bên đây tôi ngồi tôi vẫn nhớ 
Nhớ chiều năm đó có anh bên tôi ..
15.3.2012 for Aubergine..



Liếc


Anh ghét cái tật hay liếc của tôi ..anh ghét cay ghét đắng ..anh cho là tôi không yêu anh nên tôi cứ mãi đi tìm ..

Đâu phải vậy ..tôi thích liếc để tìm hiểu mấy ông thôi ..thích vậy ..giống một bài toán mà mình cần tìm câu đáp ..research ? giống mấy ông scientist đó ..mấy ông nhìn gì là nhìn cho ra mà thôi ..còn tôi thì nhìn cách họ mặc quần áo ..chải chuốt ..xịt nước hoa loại nào ..ăn nói ra sao ..tướng đi .. ăn uống ra sao ..và sau đó tôi gom lại và tôi có câu đáp cho con người của họ..chỉ là một trò chơi vui ..mỗi khi ngồi một mình ..

Hôm nay vô FB ..một cô bạn học hỏi lại tôi ..cô ta bảo tôi viết về anh ..điểm nào tôi thích về anh ..và sau đây là về anh ..

Aub


Sáng đang tính log off thì thấy Aub hỏi chuyện ..anh hỏi thăm tôi giờ ra sao ..anh nhắc sắp hai năm ..nhanh ghê vậy mà thấm thoát đã gần hai năm ..tôi còn nhớ buổi chiều hôm đó như mới đây ..15/3/2010 ở Virginia ..

Anh buông câu hỏi ..are you happy? tôi không trả lời ..mà lại hỏi lại ..are you happy ?
anh..most part ..tôi ..vậy là được rồi ..còn hơn a little part ..em cũng vậy ..chúng mình không nên tham ..anh uhuh..tôi ..mình đã được hai buổi bên nhau ..hôm đi em không muốn đi vì biết không biết có còn cơ hội gặp nhau nữa không ..

Tôi bảo có vô trang FB của anh coi hình gia đình..anh bảo trời ấm lại anh sẽ đi chụp hình cho tôi coi ..tôi thích coi hình của anh ..hình anh chụp đẹp ..có hồn ..không lãng xẹt như hình tôi chụp ..

Nói hồi anh bye bye ..anh ngỏ lời ..hỏi tôi có cho anh lâu lâu lên tìm tôi ở FB để nói chuyện không ? tôi bảo more than ok mà ..

Anh bảo anh tính làm một sự ngạc nhiên cho tôi ..gửi tôi tấm hình anh chụp hôm tôi đến với anh ..còn tôi ? tôi sẽ đóng khung gửi cho anh tấm hình của anh mà tôi đã vẽ :)

Hôm nay thật hạnh phúc ..

What I like..

What I like about H..what a hard question..guessed he kind of grew on me..Viets has a saying..a handsome face is not as good as having a thick face when it comes to chasing a girl..lol..and H was one of those..he persisted even when others had not much faith in our relationship..his mum didn't want us together..his friend gave us 3 months..before our first date his friend told him don't climb too high or you'll fall flat on your face...his family thought no way we were going to be able to ..with his mum in the way..

He has a wonderful sense of humour..he makes me laugh..not many guys can do that..
He is very touchy feely..I love his hugs..
When I first met him what drawn me to him was his eyes..for an Asian he has big eyes..so round..and nice eye lashes..and when you look into them they kind of pull you in..
The next bit was his butt..nice round pair of butt..could imagine myself squeezing them..hehehee

Most of all is the way he cares for me..on unfamiliar roads he would go first to lead the way..and then if I am struggling way back he would wait for me until he knows I am okie..and continue again..with him I know I am safe..he would never abandon me or put me in danger..

The other thing is he reminds me of my dad..good and kind..sometimes a bit too kind to others and forget about me and the kids..he's getting better..earlier in our marriage he would always think about his extended family first before our little one..that's why I have grown the way I am..always defensive about the viability of our little family.

We don't have much in common..that's why our relationship is the way it is..the only three things I can see us having in common is the love of good food...sex..and pharmacy of course..lol..

This Easter will be our 18th anniversary...plus 4 years going out..I have spent more than half my life time with H..:)

Tội Nghiệp

Sáng nay nằm với nhau anh thủ thỉ ..gia đình em mấy cô cô nào cũng bồ Úc ..em có bao giờ thèm thử không ? hehehe ông ngây thơ đâu biết mình đã thử rồi ..hehehe 

không biết nói gì để an ủi ..anh không nghĩ là anh cao tay huh? vì trong gia đình em 3 ông rể Việt giờ còn có anh ..người cuối cùng vẫn còn sống sót ? oh ..vì anh lì thôi ..sao lì ? vì ghiền em ..

sao ghiền ? ..thì mái tóc cứ đem hất ra như là muốn ngỏ lời ..anh ơi lại đây với em ..đôi vú cứ chỉa ra ..đôi mông cứ chu chu ..ai mà chịu nổi ..

hehehe thế là lại bị đè tiếp ..hehehe 

Tuesday 4 September 2012

Bạn

Hôm đi họp bạn tôi thủ thỉ thù thì về G ..ba cô bạn của tôi cứ hỏi đi hỏi lại ..V giỡn huh? hay nói thật đó ? ..hehehe 

H bảo có N đây là N sẽ phát cho V mấy phát ..hư quá ..hehehe vui cái là quen nhau từ xa xưa ..nay cũng cả hơn 20 mấy năm ..từ 1986 ..mà chẳng biết gì về nhau ..chỉ vì ai cũng bận rộn ..có chồng có con thế là cứ lo gia đình đầu tắt mặt tối..giờ con cái lớn chút mới có dịp gặp nhau trò truyện ôn lại chuyện xưa ..
hồi đó thân nhau..vì 4 năm trời ngày nào đi học cũng gặp nhau ..biết hết anh em họ của nhau ..ngủ nhà nhau hoài ..L thì lại cùng trường dược với tôi .

T ..oh ..so sánh với V thì chúng mình vô tu viện được rồi đó..hehehe tôi cười ..V tu rồi đó ..vậy bao nhiêu ông rồi ?? ..tôi ..thì đếm trên đầu ngón tay thôi ..đâu có bao nhiêu ? ..nói chứ V vô tu viện chắc mấy ông cha/ ông sư lại theo dê tội lỗi lắm ..

H..uhuh...our lives are as boring as if we are in a convent so might as well..hehehe

L...V..thử Mỹ đen chưa? ..hehehe làm tôi cười sặc sụa ..đâu cần ..G phê á ..L naughty ..L..thì mình chỉ mơ thôi ..đâu có làm đâu ..ai giống như V làm tuốt luốt ..hehehe

H...ông H vậy rồi mà còn lăng nhăng? L..thì ông G là side dish mà ...L..nhiều khi side dish ngon hơn main 
dish đó ..ehhehe

tụi tôi ngồi từ một giờ trưa đến sáu giờ chiều mới chịu chia tay nhau ..  ..tại hẹn ở một công viên ..ăn trưa trong quán cafe..xong là rủ nhau đi dạo ngắm hoa ngắm cỏ ..xong lại về quán uống cà phê ăn bánh ..

đầu tháng 11 này hẹn nhau tiếp ..lần sau mong rằng N có thể đi ..thế là sẽ đủ 5 cô ..ngũ long công chúa ..H bảo tôi ..lần sau kể chuyện tiếp nhe V ..heehhe

Mỏi

Sáng nay trên giường ..ông xã ..đấm bóp giùm anh cái coi..hôm qua sơn nhà mỏi quá ..
bà xã ..đừng nói là mỏi cu nhe ..ông xã ..cu có làm gì đâu mà mỏi ..cu mỏi ..I wish ..hehehe

You Complete Me


I had lunch with him yesterday...we usually have lunch then would sit..have a cuddle..and we would talk..about our families..our problems..he was happy..he told me his wife is better now..he said..I told her to let me deal with the kids..as I tell them off but then they would still love me..so she has..

I could see that he's taken my advice..he is starting to slowly become the man of his family..instead of not caring..he shared that his wife would like him to make fried rice again..I gave him the recipe awhile back and bought the essential ingredients for him..

He then said...you complete me..I softly replied..I am happy that you are happy..

Làm Chồng

Anh ao ước được làm chồng của tôi ..sống bên cạnh tôi ..anh không nghĩ những khó khăn của đời sống sẽ làm phai mờ cuộc tình ...một cuộc tình đã bắt đầu bằng con số không ..anh lại không nghĩ vậy ..anh bảo tôi .hai đứa.mình nếu sống được với nhau chắc là vui lắm ..

Tôi vẫn hững hờ ..mặc dầu G bảo G yêu tôi ..tôi không dám tin ..tôi sợ ..nếu tôi biết trước chắc tôi đã không cặp ..tôi cặp vì tôi biết G cũng như tôi ..cũng dân quậy ..ai ngờ anh cũng té sao? sao ai rồi cũng yêu tôi? 

Anh đã giao hẹn như tôi đã ..chơi thì chơi cho vui nhưng đừng bao giờ yêu nhau ..quá trễ rồi G ơi ..

Người Lạ

hehehe như mọi khi..tôi đi làm là ông xã biến mất ..lol..điện thoại reo tôi bắt ..Hello..SH pharmacy V speaking can I help you? 

nghe không kịp tên ..chỉ nghe anh ta là một DS ở tiệm gần đó ..cần mượn thuốc ..tôi bảo tôi không có làm ở đây nhiều nên anh làm ơn chờ chút ..để đi tìm ..

anh ta ..V.. biết V đó ..V làm ở Geelong? ..tôi cười ..anh hỏi tôi có quen Ng ở Ashwood không ..mà Ng thì tôi chỉ quen có 1 người ..hỏi thăm hồi mới lòi ra là anh Al là cousin của Ng ..bạn của tôi ..không biết Ng nói gì về tôi ..nghe giọng thì rất dễ mến..nghe A nhân viên của chúng tôi thuật lại thì bà ta đã gặp Al ..anh ta là một người rất là dễ thương ..ehehe

Hai cô nhân viên kia cười ..gặp ông H mà trả lời điện thoại thì 2 phút là cúp liền..tôi cười chắc vì đàn ông với nhau đó mà ..eehhee giờ chắc phải đi gọi điện thoại kể cho Ng nghe..hehehe