The contract

This morning I asked hubby...would you marry me again? ..yes..if not for the loving..for the cooking..would you marry me in the next life? nah..I'll have you as my mistress..but then I might leave my wife for you..so would you marry your mistress? it depends on if she will sign the contract or not..lol..

The contract is a piece of offcut cardboard..about 20cm wide and 40cm long..on it had our names..where we lived..and the deal..bd to tds..365 days of the year..if one fails to comply then will be penalised to double..triple the amount..the contract is in a safe place..even I don't know where it is now...ummm I have told him it has gone missing so it doesn't count anymore..no evidence of it ever existed..hehehe